what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it
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I went to see Bo Burnham’s new live show and I brought my cat with me because, idk, it seemed like a good idea? So Bo was doing his comedy thing and all was good until he stopped mid-song and yelled to “put the lights up!” The audience was all. “Haha, okay maybe this is just part of his act,” but then he singled me out and asked, “Is that a cat in your lap?” I had no choice but to answer that it was because it was obvious and I was not going to LIE, everyone can see that it is a cat. It turned out that my cat had been sneaking off to Bo Burnham’s house every now and then and he thought it was a stray and he had gotten kinda attached so now Bo and I co-owned a cat together.
I’ve never been sadder to realise the blog
types of xmas songs
- Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
- The Big Red Man Is Coming
- There’s snow outside. that’s good!
- I’m alone on xmas and sad
- Santa Claus is very sexy
- Christmas trees. love em
- You know what? it’s Christmas time
- You better watch out
You better wATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Millennials: Unfortunately, they entered the game of Monopoly near the end. When one person has all of the money, properties, houses, and hotels, and playing is no fun anymore.
quit arguing marvel vs dc!!! we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.
There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong
okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right
it sucks being a suuuUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things

