Sad Sack Adventure Club For The Lonely Hearted

My name is Jacob, 20 Years old, Sunny ol' California.

Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

asian:

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

troyesivanisjesus:

i want this engraved on my gravestone

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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

(via -extremities)

sadhoneybadger:

lesbolution:

me: i have depression

person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga

have u tried not eating gluten??? gluten is POISON. 

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

emmafrosticle:

i am this reporter

this reporter is me

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songs-about-leaving:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Brave as a noun

songs-about-leaving:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Brave as a noun

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pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)