Sad Sack Adventure Club For The Lonely Hearted

My name is Jacob, 21 Years old, Sunny ol' California.

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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dutchster:

dutchster:

i had a dream there was a mcdonalds right next to my room

like literally in my house next to the door of my room

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ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

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beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

(Source: awwww-cute, via mermademadison)

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concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

(Source: meowgoesthebear, via stumbling-bumbling)

thesociopathwithabox:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

"maybe one day he’ll love me that much" -turk’s wife

(Source: darkchocolateandtea, via wobwobwobwob)

liftedandgiftedd:

flying-blades:

every time i’m in the kitchen, you in the kitchen

in the GOT DAMNNN refrigerator. 

liftedandgiftedd:

flying-blades:

every time i’m in the kitchen, you in the kitchen

in the GOT DAMNNN refrigerator. 

(Source: west-west-yall, via theshooterremainsnameless)

samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

samandriel:

unamusedsloth:

Day 77, no one suspects a thing.

I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

Anonymous said: What terrorist country are you from?

the-hero-of-ages:

The United States of America

adolfhitlersnipples:


if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong

adolfhitlersnipples:

if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong

(via maybeitsshrimpsauce)